Too loud for the neighbors...
After living in a college town for 7 years, I finally moved into an "adult" neighborhood. I no longer see nice blonde co-eds sun bathing on my deck, the girls walking back from the frat house in the morning are replaced by elderly women walking their dogs in the streets. I predict that my neighbors will no longer come over looking for some beer and will rather be asking for some flour or eggs, however, one thing appears to remain the same, nothing can stop the carnal nature of a man! This note was found in the elevator of our complex: